With all the bad news in the press today, I thought I would blog my up lifting news.
Yesterday there was one of the biggest gatherings of fans around the world, it was so big not even the fans themselves couldn't believe their eyes when they saw the number. Over 23,000 fans gathered in hopes of
receiving something FREE! While waiting to find out, they chatted and shared information about other free events.
Laughs could be heard through out the land as a group of female
Possum Lodge members called their meeting and told the crowd Red Green's wife was unable to join them due to her fixing yet another problem Red had created by his own manhood.
One could hear the
impatience in the voices as the minutes grew to hours and still no word from
Nivea if the wait would be worth it. Though there were just as many who tried every zen,
Buddhist and
DOA thing they knew to calm the crowd.
Paid people were even seen pushing the products of their employer and with not so happy results. A few were booted and caused many to go into hiding.
All in all, the day went without much happening and the crowd stayed as calm as it could with the few shouts of 'Hurry it up'. And still it was one of the largest gatherings of our day!
Nivea finally came on and told the crowd the news it had waited for all day. COUPONS! and about as quickly as it had happened, it ended. The long wait over, the
disappointed many and the thought of free things else where driving the crowd's direction.
Yes the Largest event was over and yes it really did happen! We do however need to thank the place it was held at,
FACEBOOK! So thank you
Internet, thank you
Facebook and thank you fans of the FREE, for coming together and creating one of the weirdest things ever. Over 23,000 people clicked the Like Button and some waited over 5 hours for Coupons!
Your Psychic Friend,
Terra Graves